Spider-Pig:
The mysterious Spider-Pig when aggravated is a most fearsome foe. Often underestimated as being just a rotund little pig, many a fighter has fallen prey to his skill.
Having gained his awesome powers whilst dallying with a naughty radioactive she-spider, the Spider-Pig has honed his prodigious talent into pure unadulterated killing power.
Tams:
Tams is lame. We just punch her in the gut. HEhehehehe 
Tams, the guardian of candy mountain, is a caffeine powered fighting machine. After the consumption of caffeine, the amazing fighting abilities of Tams comes to the fore as she shakes violently and morphs into a magical liopleurodon who then hugs her enemies to death.
McChippa:
McChippa has gained his super powers through his immense intake of McDonalds. Being born the 2nd son in the union between Hamburgler and Grimace, McChippa has the amazing fighting abilities of running away, turning into a big purple monster and being endlessly hungry.
Chip Chip however does have a mortal enemy; the Gobbledok! The Gobbledok is often seen chasing McChippa muttering, “chippie chippie”.
