Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It’s the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets Find a candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, turn around, be astound at the dancing candy treats In the candy cave imagination runs so free, so now Charlie please will you go into the cave..

*EXPLOSIONSSSSS*

Charlie: Alright fine! I’ll go into the freakin’ candy cave… this had better be…

Both unicorns: YAaarrrrr

Blue unicorn: Good bye Charlie!

Pink unicorn: Yar, goodbye Chhaaarlie

Charlie: Goodbye? what?

Charlie: Hey?! What’s going on here?

Charlie: Hello? Who is that?

*THUD*

Charlie: OWw..Gah.. what happened?

Charlie: AWww… They took my frickin kidney!